LucyHarper

So I decided to treat myself to a little pedicure at a new nail bar in town. Fresh toes, bit of pampering, you know… “self-care queen” vibes.

I walk in all relaxed and confident… and who’s standing behind the desk?

One of my clients.

The way his face dropped when he recognised me… priceless. I nearly had to check he wasn’t about to faint into the nail varnish display.

And then… plot twist… his wife is one of the nail techs.

Honestly, you couldn’t write it.

There I am, feet out, acting like butter wouldn’t melt, while he’s suddenly very interested in rearranging appointment cards and avoiding eye contact.

To be fair though — I got a very good deal on that French polish. So if you’re wondering why my toes look extra cute lately… now you know.

Moral of the story?

Support local businesses. You never know who’s supporting you back

Kisses L xx

Rain: 1. Me: 0

I've officially reached that very British breaking point where you're not just wet… you're emotionally offended by the rain.

There I was, minding my own business, doing that awkward fast-walk where you pretend you're not soaked (but absolutely are), when WHOOSH — a tidal wave of filthy rainwater launched straight at me from the road. Full splash. No warning. Drowned rat vibes.

I span around ready to unleash hell… and instead came face-to-face with a very apologetic, very sexy white van driver who had actually pulled over to say sorry. Apparently splashing me was not part of his daily to-do list.

He apologised. A lot. I stood there dripping, trying to look annoyed while rainwater ran down places rainwater shouldn't, and then — because life is apparently a rom-com now — he gave me his number "in case I wanted a hot drink to recover."

So yes. I got soaked, I'm still fed up with the rain, but I may have accidentally gained a phone number along with trench-foot.

Silver linings. Even very wet ones.

Kisses L xx

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It's that time of year again—flowers are blooming, chocolate eggs are multiplying, and somewhere in the distance, you can hear the faint squeak of bunny ears being adjusted. Yes, folks, Easter is here… and so is my Easter Bunny outfit.

I'm not saying I've gone all out, but let's just say if there were an Olympic event for festive enthusiasm, I'd be hopping away with gold. My ears stand tall with pride, my fluffy tail bounces with purpose, and the pastel color coordination? Immaculate.

Now, I'm not entirely sure what kind of Easter celebrations the neighbourhood expected, but I'm confident they weren't ready for the full bunny glamour I'm bringing to the streets. You're welcome in advance, neighbours.

Between egg hunts, chocolate comas, and confused dogs barking at me through fences, I think we can all agree—I've got myself in the true spirit of Easter. Festive, fabulous, and just the right amount of ridiculous.

So if you see a blur of fluff and sparkle skipping down the pavement… it's not a hallucination. It's just your local bunny, spreading joy (and maybe a little glitter)

Hoppy Easter, everyone!

Happy Easter guys! 🐰❤️🐣